January 2011
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I’m going to Olive garden with Clara soon and I’m so excited. I’m going to eat soup until I pass out. Or until I have to go to work dat drive-thru at Zaxby’s… whichever comes first. I fucking love their soup.
I just got paid today so it’s only natural that I have absolutely nothing to do but sit at home and rot.
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IT SHOULD'VE BEEN KID ROCK INSTEAD OF KURT COBAIN
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Guts →
Written by Chuck Palahniuk. Interesting little story centered on masturbation!
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I’ve been in a pissy mood all week. I’ve been snapping at people left and right at work and was openly vicious towards Cody today. Ugh. I’m sure everyone at work hates me by now and I feel pretty crummy about it.
Bully Beatdown has been on my tv for an hour for no discernible reason. I don’t watch this show. Why is my tv even on MTV? Anyways, I now find myself oddly attracted to the host who calls himself Mayhem. MAYHEM. What is my life?
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Jim Carrey on Inside the Actor's Studio
Graduate student: I've seen Ace Ventura over 100 times in my life, and Eternal Sunshine only once because it messed me up so bad.
Jim Carrey: So you've been in love?
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the moment you realize you can't find your ipod
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY IPOOOOOOOOD?
Reblog if you love weed.
Watch
BOY A, directed by John Crawley (2007)
Currently watching.
“Her transparent, transparent desperation to be a celebrity so completely...”
– Stephen Colbert on Sarah Palin (via joshishollywood)
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“It took the shock of an assassination attempt to show us the ugliness to which...”
– George Packer (via thedeadline)
tastyphenomenon asked: ahahaha the hall of presidents. ngl i have always wanted to live in splash mountain. leave me there long enough and i'll completely lose touch with reality and live my life as a cartoon, and who doesn't want THAT.
tastyphenomenon asked: school starts on the 11th. i don't wanna go :( can we move to disneyworld?
