What the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant?: Archive

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

Does he really think sticking out his lips like...

supremekye: thewearhaus: why he keep getting out his wheelchair though

Dec 29th

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yrgod: ...

Dec 29th

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Dec 26th

13705.) I'm a transsexual. Get over it, dad.

(via blogsecret)

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

Oh, Michael...

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital and the doctors tried to save her life...... they did the best that they could...... and she is going to be OK.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Oscar: So she's really going to be fine?
Michael Scott: Yes, she has a slight pelvical fracture, but people have survived far worse.
Pam: Thank God you were there.
Michael Scott: I know.
Andy Bernard: Did you see who did it?
Dwight Schrute: No need. We can just check the security tapes.
Michael Scott: Kind of good news bad news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.
Jim Halpert: Who was driving?
 [Michael pauses and is speechless]
Pam: Oh Michael.

Dec 25th

“Forts win wars, Squidward.”

– Spongebob

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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It doesn't feel like it's christmas eve at all.

(via princessleiashomegurl) It really doesn’t. I am not in the Christmas mood at all. It feels like just another icky day.

Dec 25th

Don't you just hate it when Santa uses the same...

(via yourdealer)

Dec 25th

Dec 16th

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WAY TO NOT BE AT SCHOOL TODAY

YOU PRETTY MUCH MADE BREAK LESS FUN BY NOT BEING THERE. WAY TO GO, ASSHAT.

Dec 16th

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Dec 14th

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since when are billy corgan and jessica simpson...

i am so confused.

Dec 14th

13044.) I like getting fucked anal while...

kacymacy: hardliterature: kacymacy: hardliterature: (via blogsecret) Is it bad that BB just popped in my mind? absolutely not. BB was the first thing into my head too. her, and the girl with the cat ears that always wakes me up meowing in 4th period. cat ears really bugs me and i don’t even know her. but i love that after BB graduates, there will be someone to walk the halls...

Dec 14th

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I used to hate my name, and I still think it's a... →

Dec 14th

13044.) I like getting fucked anal while...

kacymacy: hardliterature: (via blogsecret) Is it bad that BB just popped in my mind? absolutely not. BB was the first thing into my head too.

Dec 14th

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“I’M ON THAT GREY GOOSE DO I KNOW YOU? (NO!!) DO I KNOW YOU? (NO!!)”

– my theme song

Dec 14th

13044.) I like getting fucked anal while...